1.5 feet from your face and 3x10^-6 seconds in the past. light is pretty funny.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Your workday ill

Yes, lately the Internet has been resembling something similar to a nightmare: no matter how fast I run, no matter where I turn, the Mundane is always two steps behind me, brandishing the Butcher Knife of Boredom. Every now and then, however, I manage to outwit that cunning bastard for a few minutes to catch my breath and actually enjoy myself. See below, courtesy of the Avalanches:



Acting out a turntable mash-up, sample by friggin sample? Genius.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Web 2.ugh.

I came across this today, written by Hassal Mikal for Something Awful:

Horseshit of the Year 2006: Time Magazine


Time Magazine recently named us the most important person of 2006. At first I felt flattered and began to write my thank you speech but then I realized that the title was not entirely accurate. In fact if you read the article it's downright misleading.

The person of the year isn't me at all. It's the people who upload videos of themselves doing monumentally retarded things to YouTube or leave racist comments on blogs. The person of the year is anyone who has ever vandalized the Wikipedia entry on Sonic the Hedgehog to say that Tails takes it up the ass from Knuckles the Echidna and Sonic is jealous. Finally, the bread and butter of the Internet are getting the recognition they deserve...



Read the rest here.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

song for a frigid capital city



NOTE: TURN IT UP.


/Thievery Corporation

Saturday, January 06, 2007

just because

Can I get a HELLYEAH!!!


give the following a listen. didactic and in no way subtle, but god damn if i haven't been dwelling on it for the past week.