1.5 feet from your face and 3x10^-6 seconds in the past. light is pretty funny.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Eat my butt, Mr. Congressman

Over the past 24 hours I've been reading a lot about all these Congressmen donating all their ill-gotten gains from Abramoff to local charities.

First and foremost, they're all a bunch of shitheads. Secondly, I've noticed that all these charities are for some lame cause like "inner-city children", "women's shelters", and "hunger". Come on, assholes. Give the money to some real causes:

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"Rounding out the ongoing trend of high-ups dumping cash received from embattled lobbyist Jack Abramoff, Congressman Eric Cantor (R-VA) has just announced a $10,000 donation to Amnesty International..."

a-ha. ahahah hahaha. Shitheads...