Nat's Weekly Link Dump
As banal as this whole temp thing is, I'm grateful for the opportunity to waste a large corporation's money on ever-increasingly ridiculous pursuits. I get paid $14/hr to look up my own ancestry, conduct ground-breaking research on "artistic" water tanks, and... screw it, this will just freak you out.
The lesson here is that chimpanzees are awesome, and so is this round-up of some (by no means all) of the more interesting cages in the internet freakshow I've stumbled upon over the past week:
- Some guy has recorded and posted found cassette tapes on his website. I'm a sucker for this sort of thing, just the other day I found some negatives in the grocery store parking lot, will post them when I don't have anything better to do than make a website devoted to them.
- Writing a novel? Sending death threats by mail? Use this name generator to come up with randomized names allegedly based on census data. Unfortunately I've been having a hard time with the character development of "Guy Nigh" and "Eve Sen".
- There's nothing funny about truly psychotic individuals, but every now and then you come across some poor idiot so quaint and absolutely goatshit crazy you just cubes makes infinity sense because 4 sides + top + bottom = square earth and barren children. Pray for humanity.
- Then again some ridiculous drivel is sanctioned by our elected officials and makes me want to laugh and kill someone at the same time. It was published on R-PA Rick "Dick" Santorum's website before people realized it makes him look like a conniving douche-bag and took it down.
- Speaking of which, www.sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com. The name says it all.
- Here are some slow-speed videos of really quick shit. My favorite is "flabby thigh getting punched".
- Golly! [furrows brow] What the hell.
- How to hack Coke machines. WARNING: only for the truly l337 hax0rs w00t w00t!!! Pretty neat nonetheless.
- Flash animation done well.
- Flash animation done poorly.
time2dance, bitch
posted by Nat at 2:00 PM
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