Enlightenment through Google, Part II

I didn't have to work today, my fingers are now blistered from all-day ukulele, and I'm one bored son of a bitch. Sorry mom.

I've been feeling rather confrontational recently, so here's some more Google fun with a slightly more edgy search string, "I don't even care if". Whatever. {sigh} And away we go...

• I don't even care if they don't win!
  
  
• I don't even care if THEY have guns.
  
  
• I don't even care if YOU have a gun.
  
  
• I don't even care if somebody only likes to sail in one wind type, and I certainly don't give one fecal expulsion if somebody spends every bit of their free time counting ounces, sanding fins, comparing specs, working on jibes, and reading crap like this.
  
  
• I don't care if he hate me, I don't even care if he broke my shit
  
  
• I don't even care if you are a billion dollar corporation after a freebie!
  
  
• I don’t even care if my vote counts to Harry Browne; I don’t know him, and I don’t consider him any more or less especially likeable than anyone else.
  
  
  
  
• I don't even care if you know how many disciples Jesus had.
  
  
• I don't care who you are - I don't even care if I agree with you - like the fella said today, just don't be evil to people.
  
  
• I don't even care if he gets the death penalty or not, I just want him to be miserable in jail for the rest of his life.
  
  
• I don’t even care if anyone reads this.
  
  
• I don’t even care if you’re camped out in the hair-splitting middle claiming you never notice gender at all.
  
  
• I don't even care if you thought you saw the future, since, when you told me about the dream, either a) you couldn't know if you saw the future since the future would have yet to happen, or b) you were lying.
  
  
  
  
• I don’t even care if Matt B already wrote that first sentence and you couldn’t give two tear-filled indie shits about rap music.
  
  
• I don't even care if NuTech brings back the porn stars!
  
  
• I don't even care if I ever talk to you again but your real friends (if you're even lucky enough to have those) should know that you
  aren't what you claim.
  
  
• I don't even care if you hate me (although I can't think of anything I've done to warrant it.)
  
  
• I don't even care if she sees this, but I like her so much, we have so much in common, she is beautiful.
  
  
• I don't even care if the termites defeat all of this.
  
  
• I don't even care if you got the bottle cause I got the BOWL.
  
  
  
  
• I don't even care if I go down for the accessory charge, this girl simply can't be in there, because she's holding my boys baby.
  
  
• I don't even care if nobody reads my page or drops me a line to say they do.
  
  
• I don't even care if I'm the only one in this thread defending this post; so be it.
  
  
• I don't even care if I forgot anything here.
  

{blink}